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auerr:


Realest Shit Ever

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queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via bowtiesandtea-in-pawnee)

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faarmiga:

DENIM GAME STRONG
h4ilstorm:

Road to Mt Aspiring National Park, NZ (by Fear_Through_The_Eyes)
emilysdiaryofficial:

Decided to revamp my “He touched the butt” picture ~ShunFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/Emysdiary
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. Dalai Lama (via floreses)

(Source: psych-facts, via just-ride-baby)

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut
thediamondavenue:

Instrgam: Sig_____
hisandherpees:

champagne-paradise:

indeed
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